Jokes - xdPedia http://en.xdpedia.com/jokes/ Fri, 17 Jan 2025 14:56:44 +0000 pl-PL hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.1 http://en.xdpedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/faviconV2.png Jokes - xdPedia http://en.xdpedia.com/jokes/ 32 32 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny http://en.xdpedia.com/men_have_two_emotions_hungry_and_horny/ http://en.xdpedia.com/men_have_two_emotions_hungry_and_horny/#respond Fri, 17 Jan 2025 14:56:44 +0000 https://en.memy.usermd.net/men_have_two_emotions_hungry_and_horny/ Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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]]> http://en.xdpedia.com/men_have_two_emotions_hungry_and_horny/feed/ 0 A recent scientific study showed that http://en.xdpedia.com/a_recent_scientific_study_showed_that/ http://en.xdpedia.com/a_recent_scientific_study_showed_that/#respond Mon, 13 Jan 2025 03:37:03 +0000 https://en.memy.usermd.net/a_recent_scientific_study_showed_that/ A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

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]]> http://en.xdpedia.com/a_recent_scientific_study_showed_that/feed/ 0 A bargain is something you don’t need http://en.xdpedia.com/a_bargain_is_something_you_dont_need/ http://en.xdpedia.com/a_bargain_is_something_you_dont_need/#respond Sun, 12 Jan 2025 01:39:15 +0000 https://en.memy.usermd.net/a_bargain_is_something_you_dont_need/ A bargain is something you don’t need, at a price you can’t resist.

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]]> http://en.xdpedia.com/a_bargain_is_something_you_dont_need/feed/ 0 What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? http://en.xdpedia.com/what_did_the_judge_ask_when_he_went_to_the_dentist/ http://en.xdpedia.com/what_did_the_judge_ask_when_he_went_to_the_dentist/#respond Fri, 10 Jan 2025 02:43:46 +0000 https://en.memy.usermd.net/what_did_the_judge_ask_when_he_went_to_the_dentist/ What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? „Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?”

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]]> http://en.xdpedia.com/what_did_the_judge_ask_when_he_went_to_the_dentist/feed/ 0 Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president http://en.xdpedia.com/why_do_americans_choose_from_just_two_people_to_run_for_president/ http://en.xdpedia.com/why_do_americans_choose_from_just_two_people_to_run_for_president/#respond Sun, 05 Jan 2025 08:52:19 +0000 https://en.memy.usermd.net/why_do_americans_choose_from_just_two_people_to_run_for_president/ Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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]]> http://en.xdpedia.com/why_do_americans_choose_from_just_two_people_to_run_for_president/feed/ 0 A bus is a vehicle that runs http://en.xdpedia.com/a_bus_is_a_vehicle_that_runs/ http://en.xdpedia.com/a_bus_is_a_vehicle_that_runs/#respond Fri, 27 Dec 2024 15:43:07 +0000 https://en.memy.usermd.net/a_bus_is_a_vehicle_that_runs/ A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it, as when you are in it.

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]]> http://en.xdpedia.com/a_bus_is_a_vehicle_that_runs/feed/ 0 It has never bothered me that my fiancee is not Jewish until http://en.xdpedia.com/it_has_never_bothered_me_that_my_fiancee_is_not_jewish_until/ http://en.xdpedia.com/it_has_never_bothered_me_that_my_fiancee_is_not_jewish_until/#respond Sat, 14 Dec 2024 09:18:41 +0000 https://en.memy.usermd.net/it_has_never_bothered_me_that_my_fiancee_is_not_jewish_until/ „It has never bothered me that my fiancee’s not Jewish until a week ago. We were home. We were doing the crossword together. The clue is 'a Hebrew month,’ four letters. He writes, 'July.'”

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]]> http://en.xdpedia.com/it_has_never_bothered_me_that_my_fiancee_is_not_jewish_until/feed/ 0 A clear conscience is usually the sign of http://en.xdpedia.com/a_clear_conscience_is_usually_the_sign_of/ http://en.xdpedia.com/a_clear_conscience_is_usually_the_sign_of/#respond Fri, 13 Dec 2024 05:29:20 +0000 https://en.memy.usermd.net/a_clear_conscience_is_usually_the_sign_of/ A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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]]> http://en.xdpedia.com/a_clear_conscience_is_usually_the_sign_of/feed/ 0 There’s a way of telling if an orange is male or female. http://en.xdpedia.com/theres_a_way_of_telling_if_an_orange_is_male_or_female/ http://en.xdpedia.com/theres_a_way_of_telling_if_an_orange_is_male_or_female/#respond Tue, 10 Dec 2024 01:03:54 +0000 https://en.memy.usermd.net/theres_a_way_of_telling_if_an_orange_is_male_or_female/ There’s a way of telling if an orange is male or female. If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it’s a male. If it’s bitter for no apparent reason, it’s a female.

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]]> http://en.xdpedia.com/theres_a_way_of_telling_if_an_orange_is_male_or_female/feed/ 0 If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive http://en.xdpedia.com/if_i_had_a_dollar_for_every_girl_that_found_me_unattractive/ http://en.xdpedia.com/if_i_had_a_dollar_for_every_girl_that_found_me_unattractive/#respond Sat, 30 Nov 2024 16:53:01 +0000 https://en.memy.usermd.net/if_i_had_a_dollar_for_every_girl_that_found_me_unattractive/ If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

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