A bus is a vehicle that runs
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it, as when you are in it.
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A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms
A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms. The store clerk asks the man, „What are you going to do...
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Police Officer: „How high are you?” Pothead: „No officer
Police Officer: „How high are you?” Pothead: „No officer, it’s „Hi, How are you?”
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Are you two twins? No, why do you ask?
„Are you two twins?” „No, why do you ask?” „Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes.” „OK that’s enough, your driver’s license please.”
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A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog
A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog. He stands in the centre of the bar, takes the dog by the chain,...
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Do what you can, with what you have, where you are
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.