A clear conscience is usually the sign of
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail
I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back, way too expensive and really bad quality.
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Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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People aren’t born good or bad
People aren’t born good or bad. Maybe they’re born with tendencies either way, but its the way you live your life that matters.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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When youre good, bad things can still happen
Dont try to make life a mathematics problem with yourself in the center and everything coming out equal. When youre good, bad things can still...
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Good girls are bad girls that
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
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Censorship is bad
Censorship is bad
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Evening news is where they begin with „Good evening”
Evening news is where they begin with „Good evening”, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
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Doctor to a patient: „I have good and bad news for you
Doctor to a patient: „I have good and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?” „The good one please.” „I...