You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces
You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed, if you do
If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes – and two months later you have to start all over again.
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
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Do what you can, with what you have, where you are
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.