Intensive care
Intensive care
doctor
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When a woman sore back
When a woman sore back. Mark the doctor.
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I want to be a doctor
I want to be a doctor
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I’m sick, I need a doctor
I’m sick, I need a doctor
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A sick patient asked his doctor, ”Flu?”
A sick patient asked his doctor, ”Flu?” The doctor replied, ”No, I came on my bicycle actually!”
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A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, „Doc, I’m just not...
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Doctor to a patient: „I have good and bad news for you
Doctor to a patient: „I have good and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?” „The good one please.” „I...
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I’m very sick
I’m very sick
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The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him.
The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 50 years. Problem solved.