A bargain is something you don’t need
A bargain is something you don’t need, at a price you can’t resist.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed, if you do
If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
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Worrying works! 90 percent of the things I worry about
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
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Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and
Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don’t mix it up like you did...
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My relationship is like an iPad
My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad.
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Why is it that most nudists are people
Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?