You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces
You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think...
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Curious monkey
Curious monkey
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„I have good news and bad news,” the defence lawyer says
„I have good news and bad news,” the defence lawyer says to his client. „What’s the bad news?” The lawyer says, „Your blood matches the...