Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.
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I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant, because
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant, because… I believe in myself.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all...
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A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, „Doc, I’m just not...
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Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.