Son: „Mom can I get twenty bucks” Mom: Does it look like
„Mom can I get twenty bucks?”, „Does it look like I am made of money?”, „Well isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?”
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An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind
An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.
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I am good, but not an angel. Not the devil. Marilyn Monroe
I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big...
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Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.