Good girls are bad girls that
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
funny jokes
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A sick patient asked his doctor, ”Flu?”
A sick patient asked his doctor, ”Flu?” The doctor replied, ”No, I came on my bicycle actually!”
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Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.
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Why you should run early in the morning
Run early in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re really doing.
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I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?
Wife: I look fat. Can you give me a compliment? Husband: You have perfect eyesight.
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Just relax and breathe
Just relax and breathe through your ass.
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Police Officer: „How high are you?” Pothead: „No officer
Police Officer: „How high are you?” Pothead: „No officer, it’s „Hi, How are you?”
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
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Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says: „I think we got this joke wrong”.
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Are you two twins? No, why do you ask?
„Are you two twins?” „No, why do you ask?” „Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes.” „OK that’s enough, your driver’s license please.”