What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is definitely a big plus.
funny jokes
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An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to
An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son, a renowned surgeon. Just before they would put him...
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I’m 60 days clean now.
I’m 60 days clean now. It’s been hard showering every day, but thankfully I had heroin to help me through it.
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If I ever need a heart transplant, I’d want my ex’s
If I ever need a heart transplant, I’d want my ex’s. It’s never been used.
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Football is a game when 22 big, strong players
Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit...
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Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and
Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don’t mix it up like you did...
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My relationship is like an iPad
My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all...
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Yesterday I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person
Yesterday I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person Today, I lost my job as a bus driver. This world is...
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My roommates get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils.
My roommates get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils. But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.