If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
funny jokes
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What is the difference between a two-year-old and an adult male?
What is the difference between a two-year-old and an adult male? A two-year-old can be left alone with a nanny.
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Why didn’t Noah swat those
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Evening news is where they begin with „Good evening”
Evening news is where they begin with „Good evening”, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
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What do you call a stolen Tesla?
What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison.
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Did you ever get shot in the army?
A boy and his dad are talking. – Hey Dad. – Yes son?- – Did you ever get shot in the army? He looks at...
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What’s my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm
What’s my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait, I’m describing my bed...
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so, within groups of 40.
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.