If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
funny jokes
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Why is it that most nudists are people
Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?
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A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, „Doc, I’m just not...
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Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, „Just for...
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Doctor to a patient: „I have good and bad news for you
Doctor to a patient: „I have good and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?” „The good one please.” „I...
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Wow, nice legs
A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, „Wow, nice legs!”...
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Some phones are just
Some phones are just indestructible.
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One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. The same
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. The same as one Monday on Earth.
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A man in a butcher shop: „I would like bull testicles please”
A man in a butcher shop: „I would like bull testicles, please” Butcher: „Me too”
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, „What’s the word on the street?” Once my dog...