Organized people are simply too lazy to
Organized people are simply too lazy to search for stuff.
funny jokes
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night trying to decide if there really was a dog!
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A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a crowded local bar, holding a pistol in his hand and yelling, I have a 45 caliber pistol here with seven...
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You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces
You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, „I’m going to mop the floor with your face”. I...
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My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all...
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Where does a one-armed man shop?
Where does a one-armed man shop? At a second-hand store.
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
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Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda’s bottle cap and
Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda’s bottle cap and putting it back on? The bottle cap said, „Sorry, try again.”
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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.