Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
funny jokes
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My girlfriend asked me to name all the women
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I’ve slept with. I probably should’ve stopped when I got to her.
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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A woman at a golf course begins yelling, ”I’ve been stung by
A woman at a golf course begins yelling, ”I’ve been stung by a bee!” Her golf instructor asks her where she had been stung. ”Between...
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.
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New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies
New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar.
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This summer, I’m going to go to the beach and bury metal objects
This summer, I’m going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say „Get a life” on them.
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My son asked me what a dilemma was?
My son asked me what a dilemma was? Imagine you’re naked and in a big bed, I explained, A beautiful woman on one side and...
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Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is
Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument...
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Somebody stole my mood ring
Somebody stole my mood ring I’m not quite sure how I feel about it.