Fighting for peace is like
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
funny jokes
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A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall
A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with...
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Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but
Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
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A child’s observation: If a mother laughs at dad’s jokes
A child’s observation: If a mother laughs at dad’s jokes, we have guests.
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A snake walks into a bar.
A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says „How the fuck did you do that?”
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What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating
What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
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I am a man trapped inside the body of a woman.
I am a man trapped inside the body of a woman. I will never keep lube and glue in the same drawer ever again.
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How do you know your playing a tennis match with Charlie Sheen?
How do you know your playing a tennis match with Charlie Sheen? Your opponent tries to snort the service line!
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How smart an ant is by catching it on fire
Did you know that you can tell how smart an ant is by catching it on fire? If it burns, it’s a smart ant. If...
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed, if you do
If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.