Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and 5 on a calculator?
Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and 5 on a calculator? She couldn’t find the „10” button.
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Worrying works! 90 percent of the things I worry about
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes – and two months later you have to start all over again.
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I don’t get why women brag about multi-tasking
I don’t get why women brag about multi-tasking There’s nothing cool about doing three things wrong at once.
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Being circumcised, I couldn’t join a fraternity…
Being circumcised, I couldn’t join a fraternity… Apparently you have to be complete dick.
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I know I’m not buying anything, and you know I’m not
I know I’m not buying anything, and you know I’m not buying anything, but I want to know how much the sh*t I’m not buying...
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A robber comes into the store steals a TV
A robber comes into the store steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, „Wait, you forgot the remote!”
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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What did the boy with no arms get for his Birthday?
What did the boy with no arms get for his Birthday? Don’t know he hasn’t opened it yet…
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.