Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
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This summer, I’m going to go to the beach and bury metal objects
This summer, I’m going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say „Get a life” on them.
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Son: „Mom can I get twenty bucks” Mom: Does it look like
„Mom can I get twenty bucks?”, „Does it look like I am made of money?”, „Well isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?”
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Good girls are bad girls that
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
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If you want to get laid – collage, but an education – library
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa
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Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married?
Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit.
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The police stops a computer hardware engineer
The police stops a computer hardware engineer: Your light isnt working. You have to get off your bike. IT guy: I tried that but the...