You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces
You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years
I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And no abs to show for it…
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I never had hips. It’s because I don’t have kids. Everybody
„I never had hips. It’s because I don’t have kids. Everybody tells me that once I have a kid, I’ll grow some hips. That’s cool,...