A bus is a vehicle that runs
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it, as when you are in it.
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Battery low in a cinema
Battery low in a cinema
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I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant, because
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant, because… I believe in myself.
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If sex is a pain in the ass, then
If sex is a pain in the ass, then youre doing it wrong
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all...
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The last woman I was in was the
„The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.”
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You know you’re in love when you can’t fall aslee
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.