I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, „I’m going to mop the floor with your face”. I...
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A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms
A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms. The store clerk asks the man, „What are you going to do...
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Just heard that in the next year there will be a new device
Just heard that in the next year there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years,...
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A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog
A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog. He stands in the centre of the bar, takes the dog by the chain,...