Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night trying to decide if there really was a dog!
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What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
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Friendship is born at the moment when one says to another
Friendship … is born at the moment when one says to another – What! You too? I thought that no one but myself . ....
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Evening news is where they begin with „Good evening”
Evening news is where they begin with „Good evening”, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
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All you need is love and a little chocolate
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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A woman is like a tea bag, you never know how strong it is
A woman is like a tea bag, you never know how strong it is until its in hot water.