A bus is a vehicle that runs
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it, as when you are in it.
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Son: „Mom can I get twenty bucks” Mom: Does it look like
„Mom can I get twenty bucks?”, „Does it look like I am made of money?”, „Well isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?”
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Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you
Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.
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Fuck it, I’m not working
Fuck it, I’m not working
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The police stops a computer hardware engineer
The police stops a computer hardware engineer: Your light isnt working. You have to get off your bike. IT guy: I tried that but the...