Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?
Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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Always borrow money from a pessimist
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
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A blonde and a brunette were talking one day
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him „Head...
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them...
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Life is too short to cry for anything
I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow. Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.
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Two blondes fell down a hole
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, „It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, „I don’t know; I can’t see.”
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Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.