How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree? Wave.
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Youll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace
Youll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, „We are family, even though you’re fatter...
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Why are all Jewish men circumcised?
Why are all Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won’t touch anything that’s not 10% off
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Good girls are bad girls that
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
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A sick patient asked his doctor, ”Flu?”
A sick patient asked his doctor, ”Flu?” The doctor replied, ”No, I came on my bicycle actually!”
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Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.
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Why you should run early in the morning
Run early in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re really doing.
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I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?
Wife: I look fat. Can you give me a compliment? Husband: You have perfect eyesight.
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Just relax and breathe
Just relax and breathe through your ass.