Police Officer: „How high are you?” Pothead: „No officer
Police Officer: „How high are you?” Pothead: „No officer, it’s „Hi, How are you?”
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
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Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says: „I think we got this joke wrong”.
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Are you two twins? No, why do you ask?
„Are you two twins?” „No, why do you ask?” „Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes.” „OK that’s enough, your driver’s license please.”
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is definitely a big plus.
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An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to
An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son, a renowned surgeon. Just before they would put him...
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I’m 60 days clean now.
I’m 60 days clean now. It’s been hard showering every day, but thankfully I had heroin to help me through it.
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If I ever need a heart transplant, I’d want my ex’s
If I ever need a heart transplant, I’d want my ex’s. It’s never been used.
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Football is a game when 22 big, strong players
Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit...
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Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and
Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don’t mix it up like you did...