My relationship is like an iPad
My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all...
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Yesterday I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person
Yesterday I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person Today, I lost my job as a bus driver. This world is...
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My roommates get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils.
My roommates get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils. But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
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I saw 2 guys wearing matching clothing
I saw 2 guys wearing matching clothing and asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
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What do you get when you cross an iPhone 6 plus and skinny jeans
What do you get when you cross an iPhone 6 plus and skinny jeans? A LG Flex.
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What do you call a bee that lives in America?
What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB
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My wife has a whale tattooed on her ass…
My wife has a whale tattooed … It used to be a dolphin.
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What’s the difference between your wife and your job
What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.
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Why does the blonde have blue eyes?
Why does the blonde have blue eyes? Because the blonde has water in the brain!