What do you call a large dog that meditates?
What do you call a large dog that meditates? Aware wolf.
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My neighbours are listening to great music
My neighbours are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.
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Behind every successful man is his woman
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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Do not be racist; be like Mario
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like...
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If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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What is the difference between a two-year-old and an adult male?
What is the difference between a two-year-old and an adult male? A two-year-old can be left alone with a nanny.
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Why didn’t Noah swat those
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Evening news is where they begin with „Good evening”
Evening news is where they begin with „Good evening”, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
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What do you call a stolen Tesla?
What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison.
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Did you ever get shot in the army?
A boy and his dad are talking. – Hey Dad. – Yes son?- – Did you ever get shot in the army? He looks at...