„I have good news and bad news,” the defence lawyer says
„I have good news and bad news,” the defence lawyer says to his client. „What’s the bad news?” The lawyer says, „Your blood matches the...
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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I never had hips. It’s because I don’t have kids. Everybody
„I never had hips. It’s because I don’t have kids. Everybody tells me that once I have a kid, I’ll grow some hips. That’s cool,...
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My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick Mostly because his name is Steve
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Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married?
Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit.
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If you want to hear a quick comeback
If you want to hear a quick comeback try walking away without paying.
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My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google
My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.
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I cant believe I forgot to go to the gym today
I cant believe I forgot to go to the gym today That’s 7 years in a row now
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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
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Yo mama so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.