I love the way the Earth rotates. It really
I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.
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The condom was first invented
The condom was first invented by a Welshman by using a sheep’s intestine. The English later improved it by removing the intestine from the sheep...
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The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him.
The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 50 years. Problem solved.
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
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One day when I was young I watched my father grill burgers
One day when I was young… I watched my father grill burgers. When they were done, he handed me one, telling me it was a...
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A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog
A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog. He stands in the centre of the bar, takes the dog by the chain,...
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Whats the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
Whats the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.
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Blonde and goldfish
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how....
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China has largest population
China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor the women are extra fertile. But their condoms are „Made in China”
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If I agreed with you, we’d both
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.