One time, a guy handed me a picture and said, Heres a
One time, a guy handed me a picture and said, „Here’s a picture of me when I was younger”. Every picture of you is when...
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I just bought a thesaurus
I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I...
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How do we know the earth isn’t flat?
How do we know the earth isn’t flat? If it were flat, cats would have already pushed everything off of it.
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The police stops a computer hardware engineer
The police stops a computer hardware engineer: Your light isnt working. You have to get off your bike. IT guy: I tried that but the...
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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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Making love to a woman is like playing a violin
Making love to a woman is like playing a violin… I don’t know how to do it
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Why can’t a blonde dial
Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.