Somebody stole my mood ring
Somebody stole my mood ring I’m not quite sure how I feel about it.
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The best joke
The best joke
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy
Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him.
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I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail
I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back, way too expensive and really bad quality.
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Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman?
How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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What food diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90?
What food diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%? Her wedding cake.
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Two aliens are flying near earth
Two aliens are flying near earth The first one says, „The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons.” The second one says,...
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Son: „Mom can I get twenty bucks” Mom: Does it look like
„Mom can I get twenty bucks?”, „Does it look like I am made of money?”, „Well isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?”