I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for my ex.
I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for my ex. Now she’ll know what rejection feels like
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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean that
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it?
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Promises are like babies
Promises are like babies. Fun to make, but hell to deliver.
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A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms
A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms. The store clerk asks the man, „What are you going to do...
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I just found out I’m colorblind
I just found out I’m colorblind The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
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Change a lightbulb
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go
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Phone number from chinese girl: Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, „Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, „Wow!” Then her friend said, „She means...
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My boss pulled up to work in his sweet new car
My boss pulled up to work in his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied: „Well, if you work...
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Fact. Everybody
Fact. Everybody shits.