How to scare the boy
How to scare the boy
How to scare the boy
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with...
Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
A child’s observation: If a mother laughs at dad’s jokes, we have guests.
A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says „How the fuck did you do that?”
What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
I am a man trapped inside the body of a woman. I will never keep lube and glue in the same drawer ever again.