How do you know your playing a tennis match with Charlie Sheen?
How do you know your playing a tennis match with Charlie Sheen? Your opponent tries to snort the service line!
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How smart an ant is by catching it on fire
Did you know that you can tell how smart an ant is by catching it on fire? If it burns, it’s a smart ant. If...
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed, if you do
If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
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Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and 5 on a calculator?
Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and 5 on a calculator? She couldn’t find the „10” button.
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Worrying works! 90 percent of the things I worry about
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes – and two months later you have to start all over again.
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I don’t get why women brag about multi-tasking
I don’t get why women brag about multi-tasking There’s nothing cool about doing three things wrong at once.
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Being circumcised, I couldn’t join a fraternity…
Being circumcised, I couldn’t join a fraternity… Apparently you have to be complete dick.
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I know I’m not buying anything, and you know I’m not
I know I’m not buying anything, and you know I’m not buying anything, but I want to know how much the sh*t I’m not buying...
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A robber comes into the store steals a TV
A robber comes into the store steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, „Wait, you forgot the remote!”