Forget everything you learned in college.
– Forget everything you learned in college. You won’t need it working here. – But I never went to college. – Well then, I’m sorry....
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I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant, because
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant, because… I believe in myself.
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Blonde and pig
A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, „Where did you get her?” The pig answered, „I won her...
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Ive always thought my neighbours were quite nice people
Ive always thought my neighbours were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and...
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Late one night a robber wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed
Late one night a robber wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. „Give me your money,” he demanded....
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My biggest fear, when I first started dating
My biggest fear, when I first started dating, was meeting the girl’s father. But I mainly dated black girls, so it was never really an...
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The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
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A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and
A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and the brunette sees her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, „Oh crap, my...
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think...