Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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A recent scientific study showed that
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
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A bargain is something you don’t need
A bargain is something you don’t need, at a price you can’t resist.
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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?
What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? „Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the...
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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
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A bus is a vehicle that runs
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it, as when you are in it.
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It has never bothered me that my fiancee is not Jewish until
„It has never bothered me that my fiancee’s not Jewish until a week ago. We were home. We were doing the crossword together. The clue...
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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There’s a way of telling if an orange is male or female.
There’s a way of telling if an orange is male or female. If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it’s a male. If...
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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.