What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?
What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? „Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the...
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We can never judge the lives of others
We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It’s one thing to feel that you...
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Who are you to judge the life I live?
Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I’m not perfect and I don’t live to be but before you start pointing...
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„I have good news and bad news,” the defence lawyer says
„I have good news and bad news,” the defence lawyer says to his client. „What’s the bad news?” The lawyer says, „Your blood matches the...
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The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him.
The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 50 years. Problem solved.