My mom says it’s her house, but when it’s time to clean
My mom says it’s her house, but when it’s time to clean, it magically becomes mine too!
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Late one night a robber wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed
Late one night a robber wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. „Give me your money,” he demanded....
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What’s my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm
What’s my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait, I’m describing my bed...
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I love the way the Earth rotates. It really
I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.