Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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A bargain is something you don’t need
A bargain is something you don’t need, at a price you can’t resist.
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A mutual addiction
What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up...
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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Always borrow money from a pessimist
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
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All you need is love and a little chocolate
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.