Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet.
I am a man trapped inside the body of a woman. I will never keep lube and glue in the same drawer ever again.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
True love stories never have endings.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
If I ever need a heart transplant, I’d want my ex’s. It’s never been used.