If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed, if you do
If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
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Tragedy in the store
Tragedy in the store
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Good news
Good news…
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Evening news is where they begin with „Good evening”
Evening news is where they begin with „Good evening”, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
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Doctor to a patient: „I have good and bad news for you
Doctor to a patient: „I have good and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?” „The good one please.” „I...
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„I have good news and bad news,” the defence lawyer says
„I have good news and bad news,” the defence lawyer says to his client. „What’s the bad news?” The lawyer says, „Your blood matches the...
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The latest news
The latest news
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The latest technology
The latest technology