Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
I know I’m not buying anything, and you know I’m not buying anything, but I want to know how much the sh*t I’m not buying...
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
A dog has found a friend
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
Those are not dogs
My neighbours are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.
Evening news is where they begin with „Good evening”, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Fuck it, I’m not working
You don’t love someone because they’re perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they’re not.