Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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I know I’m not buying anything, and you know I’m not
I know I’m not buying anything, and you know I’m not buying anything, but I want to know how much the sh*t I’m not buying...
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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A dog has found a friend
A dog has found a friend
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Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
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Those are not dogs
Those are not dogs
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My neighbours are listening to great music
My neighbours are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.
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Evening news is where they begin with „Good evening”
Evening news is where they begin with „Good evening”, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
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Fuck it, I’m not working
Fuck it, I’m not working
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You don’t love someone because they’re perfect
You don’t love someone because they’re perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they’re not.