Fact. Everybody
Fact. Everybody shits.
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I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years
I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And no abs to show for it…
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How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree? Wave.
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The last woman I was in was the
„The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.”