Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda’s bottle cap and
Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda’s bottle cap and putting it back on? The bottle cap said, „Sorry, try again.”
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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
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The police stops a computer hardware engineer
The police stops a computer hardware engineer: Your light isnt working. You have to get off your bike. IT guy: I tried that but the...