Police Officer: „How high are you?” Pothead: „No officer
Police Officer: „How high are you?” Pothead: „No officer, it’s „Hi, How are you?”
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Are you two twins? No, why do you ask?
„Are you two twins?” „No, why do you ask?” „Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes.” „OK that’s enough, your driver’s license please.”