Where does a one-armed man shop?
Where does a one-armed man shop? At a second-hand store.
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Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one
Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.
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Here’s one I wrote qabout licking my asshole
Here’s one I wrote qabout licking my asshole
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How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree? Wave.
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Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.
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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
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One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. The same
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. The same as one Monday on Earth.