Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
Stay is a charming word in a friend’s vocabulary.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You cant get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Remember, we’re madly in love, so it’s all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.
An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.
How do you know your playing a tennis match with Charlie Sheen? Your opponent tries to snort the service line!
If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.
Youll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big...
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.