Where does a one-armed man shop?
Where does a one-armed man shop? At a second-hand store.
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A woman at a golf course begins yelling, ”I’ve been stung by
A woman at a golf course begins yelling, ”I’ve been stung by a bee!” Her golf instructor asks her where she had been stung. ”Between...
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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The early bird might get the worm
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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It’s all in the view. That’s what I mean about forever, too.
It’s all in the view. That’s what I mean about forever, too. For any one of us our forever could end in an hour, or...