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		<title>Where does a one-armed man shop?</title>
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		<title>A woman at a golf course begins yelling, &#8221;I&#8217;ve been stung by</title>
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		<title>You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need</title>
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		<title>The early bird might get the worm</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s all in the view. That&#8217;s what I mean about forever, too.</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s all in the view. That&#8217;s what I mean about forever, too. For any one of us our forever could end in an hour, or a hundred years from now. You never know for sure, so you&#8217;d better make every second count.</p>
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